Straight Up Now Tell me Justine Ezarik Has a Big Booty?

If you know me, then you'd know that I scour the Internet/television/films to give out random useless garbage in which to bring into random conversation. So I decided to continue that trend by introducing something I'd like to call Thursday 13. I hope the reason why is pretty obvious, but what the hell is it?

Well ultimately it's a list of the top 13 bizzarre, interesting, funny, and overall must see shiznit. Ultimately I read/find this shit so you don't have to...

MUSIC

1.  Remember when rock 'n roll was dirty, sexy, and delivered by men in tight pants? The Hot Stewards  straighten up tell ya to take on the Boys of Summer, and then do the Locomotion.

2.  Dane Cook sings, I mean dude WTF.

TELEVISION

3.  Interested in seeing the new NBC fall pilots for Life, Chuck, Journeyman, or Bionic Woman.  Amazon is offering free downloads using their Unbox service.  And for those with a Tivo like me.  I <3 my Tivo. :)  You can download all episodes directly to your Tivo and the best part, it's free!

4.  It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back for it's third season.  Thurs nights episode: The Gang Finds A Dumpster Baby!  Yeah that's the episode title so you know what your in for.

FILM

5. Tron is getting a sequel, some writers from lost are bringing us more men in tight glowy suits!

6. Please no Gang signs!! @#%@#%@ Apple brings us an Iron Man trailer.  Sorry, I just had a pants party.

URGENT NEWS

7. Ja Rule is a bigot, who knew?

8. EU, 3G Apple iPhone announcement comming soon.

9. The Pittsburgh based Creative Treehouse is scheduling it's second 24 Hour Creative Marathon.

10. An abandoned monkey who'se mak'n sweet love to a pigeon.

INTERNET VIDS

11. Chris Crocker makes me die a little inside.

12.  Well it's got it's ups and downs but the Mario Brother's Audition Tape  is definitely worth a look, even if it's for nostalgia.

13. Watch Justine Ezarik shake her tootsie roll, oh wait something is wrong here, real wrong.

Tagged with: Creative Treehouse, Dane Cook, Iron Man, Justine Ezarik, NBC, Starbuck, Tron